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Topic: Well now Mr Steve...
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Cindi

09-18-2004 20:07:16
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...don't you know that moms are the next best thing to a doctor? I can fix anything that bleeds, erupts, weeps, seeps, or spews. I can put in and take out stitches, set bones and remove casts. I can lower fevers and counteract hypothermia. I have an honorary degree in psychology. I gave it to myself. I was very honored.

I can mend broken hearts and stop rain. I can grow hair where none is supposed to grow and makes warts disappear with nothing more than a fierce stare. I can heal sunburn, heartburn, and an indian burn. I swear, if I put my mind to it, I could walk on water. But if you still feel that you MUST HAVE A NURSE well then just go find you a nurse. Nyah. But if you're in serious trouble you better pray to God...that she's a mom.

RN

09-18-2004 20:58:07
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Perhaps a Phsychiatric Ward nurse with a sense of humor used to handling tractor nuts?? RN.

Cindi

09-18-2004 21:31:50
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Perhaps. (smile)

Good One Cindy.......

09-18-2004 20:18:16
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My Mom could do all that,
Plus bake fresh bread every day!!!!!

That bread could heal lots of things all by it's self.

But add a little butter, sugar,cinnimon and a hug from Mom...........................................................Enough to send any child to heaven!!!!!


Alex

Cindi

09-18-2004 20:49:15
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There ya go! See Steve? Alex knows.:p

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