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Topic: Steps to heaven
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TnT

09-01-2009 14:59:22
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This probably won't last. enjoy while you can.

A Muslim dies and finds himself before the pearly Gates. He is very
excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed. Having
arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard.

"Are you Mohammed?" he asks,

"No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up." And he points
to a ladder that rises into the clouds.

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, he climbs the
ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds coming to a room
where he meets another bearded man.

He asks again, "Are you Mohammed?"
"No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still."

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy, he continues to climb the ladder
and, yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets another man
w ith a beard.

Full of hope, he asks again, "Are you Mohammed?"
"No, I am Jesus...You will find Mohammed higher up."

Mohammed higher than Jesus! The poor man can hardly contain his delight
and climbs and climbs, ever higher. Once again, he reaches a larger room
where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question:

"Are you Mohammed?" he gasps, as he is by now, totally out of breath from
all his climbing. "No, my son. I am God. But you look exhausted..Would you
like a coffee?"

"Yes, please, my Lord."

God looks behind him, claps his hands and Calls out:
"Hey, Mohammed, two coffees!"

GeneMO

09-01-2009 19:45:35
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Well, I dont care who you are, that's funny right there!

Gene

graywolf

09-01-2009 15:41:37
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OK T, its sure as h3ll you are going to get

the booty. Itsa good one.

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