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Topic: Letter to God
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09-09-2009 14:20:53

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Dear God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed?

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?

Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?

Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad Dog?

Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember in order to be a good Dog:

1) I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

2) I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3) The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.

4) The sofa is not a 'face towel'.

5) The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6) I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

7) Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.

8) I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table .

9) I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.

10) I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

11) I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

12) The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?


09-10-2009 07:24:23

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Thank you for sharing. A really good one to

begin my day with.

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