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Topic: 100 bites
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DeadCarp

07-19-2003 21:22:27
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Ever get a plateful of something that is gonna be messy but wouldn't go well with your shirt? Or decide not to dine out cuz somebody "forgot my teeth?" Well yer worries are over friends :)
See, we already have toothbrushes that schotisch, stick blenders, teeny batteries and false teeth - we just haven't COMBINED them yet! I figure she could have a couple in her purse, then if ya yook one look at that crumbly pie & decided it's time, you could fire that puppy up, poke it into your dinner and the darn thing would do everything but digest and belch for ya - now where's Ron Popiel when we need him?


Ron,Ar

07-19-2003 21:29:57
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Popeil's gotta be at that age where he could relate to that. He's been around since the hulahoop.

Clod

07-19-2003 21:29:51
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Can you say that again in redneck? I think I got it though,,Great idea! But I never go to eat in a shirt more valuable than my food.I never go to a place to eat that the customers wear valuable shirts >ha ha~

Hahaha

07-19-2003 21:32:19
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"never go to eat in a shirt more valuable than my food"... words to live by, I'll have to remember that one.

Clod

07-19-2003 21:38:14
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One thing you wont have to remember is a good shirt gone bad .

Cindi

07-19-2003 21:28:37
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Only thing left to do is figure out some kind of protective safety gear for the tongue. Chaps of some kind. : )

And Ron is still out there making our life easier by inventing things that we think we just can't live without. Wonder how many people out there still have a pocket fisherman.

Ron,Ar

07-19-2003 21:45:21
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Cindi I think ya got ol Clod on the pocket fisherman. But remember he once said he don't watch much TV.

Clod

07-19-2003 21:52:22
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Hi Ron! Oh I did long ago..I think now I know what they are.Short rods with a reel..Did DC invent those? I often shorten mine by accident.See you all tomarrow.Good night.

Clod

07-19-2003 21:40:40
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OK..Let me in on the pocket fisherman thing.I missed it.I'll see this tomarrrow..

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