| In the dark the eskimo set his fishing gear down and proceded to cut a hole in the ice,when a booming voice said ' there ain't no fish there',The eskimo moved further down the ice and started to cut aanother hole, The voice boomed even louder 'There ain't no fish there', The now frightened eskimo said,Is that you God? Where are the fish?' The voice boomed 'No I ain't God, I'm the security guard at this here ICE HOCKEY STADIUM andyour trespassing. Darrell Holland, from UK, entered 2003-09-08 |