| A salesman from the city was driving through the countryside, and called on a farmer. The salesman, trying to make conversation, told the farmer he heard that when it was going to rain, all the cows would lie down. The farmer agreed. Then the salesman asked, 'What does it mean when half the herd is lying down, and the other half is standing up?' 'Half of them are wrong', the farmer replied. Dsl, from ON, entered 1999-12-23 |