| This city slicker was driving out through the country one day and missed his turnoff. He saw a small drive and decided to turn around. Misjudging the drive and not familiar with soft shouldered country roads the fellow found his Cadillac sliding into the ditch. Well it wasn't too long till a farmer came along on a tractor and saw the car in the ditch and stopped to help. As the farmer was taking a tow chain out of the tool box the city slicker walked up and asked the farmer, 'What are you doing? You can't hook that dirty old tractor to my 35,000 Cadillac!' The farmer scratched his head a few seconds, put the chain away and said, 'Your right, I can't hook my 45,000 tractor onto your 35,000 cadillac!' and the farmer drove away. Glen, from TX, entered 1999-12-27 |
