| You Might be a Redneck Gardener If - You mow your lawn and find a wheelbarrow. You think a chain saw is a musical instrument. You know how many bags of fertilizer your car can hold. You've ever cleaned your house with a leaf blower. You empty the trash when you have enough to fill up the pickup. You can amuse yourself for more that an hour with a hose. You've been cited for reckless driving on a riding lawn mower. Kim, from WA, entered 1999-12-08 |
