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Kountry Life Humor

The Australian and the Texan
A Texas farmer on vacation in Australia met an Aussie farmer and they started talking. The Aussie showed off his biggest wheat field and the Texan says, 'Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large.'

Then they walk over to the pasture and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, 'We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows.'

The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. Astonished, he asked, 'What are those?!?'

The Aussie replied with an incredulous look, 'Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas?'

Ken, from TX, entered 2000-01-01



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