|A farmer rushed into the feed store yelling, 'All right, who's the wise guy that painted my pig yellow?'|
There was silence in the store.
'Fess up if you dare,' shouted the farmer.
Suddenly the biggest, meanest-looking man he had ever seen got up from sitting on a bale of hay, rested his hands on his hips and coolly stated, 'I did, whaddaya want to tell me?'
The farmer looked up and down at this terrifying figure, swallowed hard and replied, 'Just thought you'd like know, the first coat's dry!'
KP, from WA, entered 2000-01-01