| A man was invited for dinner at Farmer Jim's house out in the country. He was in awe to see that every time Jim spoke to his wife, he started by calling her 'My Love', 'Darling', or 'Sweetheart'. The man looked at Farmer Jim and said, 'That's really nice after all of these years you've been married to keep calling her those little pet names.' To which Jim replied, 'Well, to be honest, I've forgotten her name.' Ken, from TX, entered 2000-01-05 |