|About to take his first horseback ride, a dude is checking out horses in the stable. An old wrangler asks the dude if he wants a Western or an English saddle.|
'What's the difference?' says the dude.
'The English saddle is flat, while the Western saddle has a horn up front,' the cowboy says.
'Just give me the English one then,' the dude says. 'I don't expect to be riding in traffic.'
FJR, from MO, entered 2000-01-28