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The Farmer's Dog
A FARMER WAS VERY FOND OF HIS DOG NAMED SHEP. SHEP WOULD GO TO THE PASTURE EVERY MORNING AND EVENING AND BRING THE COWS TO THE BARN TO BE MILKED. ONE MORNING THE FARMER WENT TO THE BARN AND FOUND OLE SHEP LYING ON A PILE OF STRAW, LIFELESS. THE FARMER BEING CONCERNED LOADED OLE SHEP IN HIS PICKUP TRUCK AND HEADED FOR THE VET. THE VET PUT THE DOG ON THE EXAM TABLE, CHECKED HIM OVER AND SAID, 'I THINK YOUR DOG IS DEAD.' THE FARMER WAS NOT CONVINCED SO THE VET TOLD THE FARMER THAT HE WOULD RUN TEST. I'LL BRING IN A LABRODOR RETRIEVER AND IF HE RUNS AROUND THE EXAM TABLE THREE TIMES, IT WILL BE PROOF YOU DOG IS DEAD. THE LAB WAS BROUGHT IN AND RAN AROUND THE EXAM TABLE THREE TIMES. THE FARMER STILL WASN'T SATISFIED SO THE VET SAID, 'WE'LL RUN AN ADDITIONAL TEST.' I'LL BRING IN A CAT AND IF THE CAT RUNS AROUND THE TABLE THREE TIMES, IT WILL BE ADDITIONAL PROOF THAT YOUR DOG IS DEAD. THE CAT WAS BROUGHT TO THE ROOM AND RAN AROUND THE TABLE THREE TIMES. THE FARMER WAS NOW SATISFIED THAT HIS DOG WAS DEAD AND WENT OUT TO THE DESK TO PAY THE RECEPTIONIST. THE RECEPTIONIST SAID, ' YOUR BILL FOR VET SERVICES IS 550.00.' WHY SO MUCH THE FARMER ASKED? THE RECEPTIONIST REPLIED, ' IT WAS 50.00 FOR THE EXAM, 250.00 FOR THE LAB TEST AND 250.00 FOR THE CAT SCAN.'

LOREN LILLY, from IN, entered 2000-02-09



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