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Kountry Life Humor

The Cow Salesman
The local farmer had been thoroughly bilked many times by a certain car dealer in town. Then one day the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming around to buy a cow. The farmer attached the following price information to the cow; Basic Cow 500.00, Two tone exterior 45.00, Extra Stomach 75.00, Product-storing equipment 60.00, Straw chopper 40.00, Four spigots @ 30.00 each 120.00, Cowhide upholstery 125.00, Duel horns 15.00, Automatic flyswatter 38.00, Fertilizer attachment 185.00 -- Total 1203.00

Ricky T, from TX, entered 2000-04-16



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