| A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise cattle. Friends visited and asked if the ranch had a name. 'Well,' said the would-be cattleman, 'I wanted to name it the Bar-J. My wife favored Suzy-Q, one son like the Flying-W, and the other wanted the Lazy-Y. So we're calling it the Bar-J-Suzy-Q-Flying-W-Lazy-Y.' 'But where are all your cattle?' the friends asked. 'None survived the branding!', he replied. KP, from WA, entered 1999-12-20 |
