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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: About that barbershop

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Posted by deadcarp on June 26, 2004 at 14:53:20 from (

In Reply to: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: About that barbershop Burr posted by Burrhead on June 26, 2004 at 13:02:45:

We have a married couple like that up here -(well they say "til somebody better comes along") So far they've been together 40 at least years and wouldn't have a whole brain between them if you added mine! Real name is Banoir but we call them the Slap-Happys. They like that. If you pay her a compliment, she gets embarasssed and he gets jealous. "Why Mrs Slap-Happy, you look positively fetching today." He shakes his fist - "Know wut i got for you, mister?" (I think he's serious) Sometimes they order a hamburger, split it and argue over who got the meat part.

One gusty wintery day i was looking out my buddy's upstairs window & here they came all bundled up. They'd been out collecting cans with a wheelbarrow and REFUSED to pull it over a curb. Must have spent 20 minutes trying to push that thing up that curb. They'd dump the load & fall down and fuss over each other then argue and settle down, pick it up and try again. Finally a cop stopped and ordered them to pull it up. Threatened he'd run them in if they didn't. Well they did but boy they hated it! Soon as he left they made sure he was gone then pushed it home - "Stoopid cops, you don't pull a wheelbarrer." "Well mebbe he does." "Yeah, stoopid cops. Guy's nuts." "Who? "Cops." "Yeah." off into the blizzard ..... i often think they have a great outlook on life. :)

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