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Posted by Burrhead on August 13, 2004 at 18:06:22 from (220.127.116.11):
In Reply to: #2 posted by To35 on August 13, 2004 at 16:55:03:
Better watch out with political post. We just have got BrudderLes' stomach settled back down. Never did figger out if he had something stuck in his throat or the 3 hour bug.
Here's ye another one tho.
President Bush wakes up one morning, looks out of the White House window and sees "The President Sucks" written in the snow in urine. Furious, he calls in the FBI and demands the perpetrators be found. Later that day the FBI agents return.
"Well sir," says the first agent, "the urine has been analyzed and it's the Vice President's". Bush goes purple with rage and shouts, "Is that all?"
"Well no sir," says the agent, "It's the First Lady's handwriting."
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