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ATM's in the country


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Posted by Pilgrim on August 20, 2002 at 09:45:24 from (209.213.69.130):

I have seen that ATM's have spread to about everywhere now, country and city. Last month when I was in northern VT, about as far as you can get from a city, there was an ATM in a little general store. There're everywhere ! I saw this comparison of the way men use ATM's versus the way wimmen use them. Thought you might like it !

BTW, ever watch the way men and wimmen behave at a cash register check out ? The guy will have the cash in his hand, either the right amount or close to it. The woman will wait until her sale is rung up, put her purse on the counter, open it, try to find her wallet amongst all the junk, take it out, count out the bills while they're still in the wallet (not easy to do), count out the change while it's still in the coin pocket (just as hard), determine that she hasn't enough money, then she'll open the credit card section of the wallet and flip thru several cards until she finds the right card. Don't even ask what happens if the cashier doesn't pass her a pen to sign the receipt !!

Anyhow here's the difference between men and wimmen at the ATM:

THE GUY :

1. Pull up to ATM
2. Insert card
2a. car still in gear
3. Enter PIN number and account
4. Take cash, card and receipt
5. drive away while shovin' all in shirt pocket


THE GAL:

1. Pull up to ATM
2. Check makeup in rearview mirror
3. Shut off engine
4. Put keys in purse
5. Get out of car because you're too far from machine
6. Hunt for card in purse
7. Insert card
8. Hunt in purse for wrapper with PIN number written on it
9. Enter PIN number
10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes.
11. Hit "cancel"
12. Re-enter correct PIN number
13. Check balance
14. Look for envelope
15. Look in purse for pen
16. Make out deposit slip
17. Endorse checks
18. Make deposit
19. Study instructions
20. Make cash withdrawal
21. Get in car
22. Check makeup
23. Look for keys
24. Start car
25. Check makeup
26. Start pulling away
27. STOP
28. Back up to machine
29. Get out of car
30. Take card and receipt
31. Get back in car
32. Put card in wallet
33. Put receipt in checkbook
34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
36. Check makeup
37. Put car in gear, reverse
38. Put car in drive
39. Drive away from machine
40. Travel 3 miles
41. Release parking brake.




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