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ATTN STOCKHOLDERS: POVERTY PATCH SHARES DOWN!!


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Posted by Ron/PA on October 02, 2002 at 09:12:44 from (65.206.79.142):

Just wanted to let all you stockholders know that the annual report is ready for release. Here is the report for the 2002 ag. year.
Hog production, lost our hams,
Sweet corn for retail,
Planted 7 acres Harvested 0 acres in fact 0 ears.
Pumpkins for halloween, good crop, but ready for labor day, Tomatoes, well even the best turned out to be cherry tomatoes,
All in all dear stock holders it appears that you have just taken the same drought beating that we have.
Financial statement,
YOU have lost your butt, so please make your check out for no less than 1 million tin foil space cap dollars and send it to me right now or you will be charged a late fee of 10 percent of your farm profits. (that otta make me rich)
I do not accept IOU'S
Ron


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