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A Little Irish Humor for a Thursday
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Posted by Ollie on October 03, 2002 at 08:04:49 from (126.96.36.199):
A Little Irish Humor
Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Washington DC parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.
He then noticed there was a jack@ss lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the US Senate for assistance.
The conversation went like this:
"Good morning. This is Senator Daschle. How might I help you?"
"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St.Brigid's. There's a jack@ss lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"
Senator Daschle, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!"
There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.
Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, that's certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.
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