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Posted by Punchy - Here's another one for ya. on October 29, 2002 at 21:16:50 from (126.96.36.199):
In Reply to: Stories posted by Sid on October 29, 2002 at 18:16:42:
A Farmer walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of cow manure in the other.
He says to the waiter, "I want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure thing, coming right up."
He gets the Farmer a tall mug of coffee and the Farmer drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket, throws the manure into the air and blasts it with the shotgun, then walks out.
Four days later the Farmer returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and a bucket of manure in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "I want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa there, we're still cleaning up from the last time you were in here. What the heck was that all about anyway?"
The Farmer says, "I'm in training for an Executive Management job. Drink coffee, shoot the shXX, and disappear for a few days."
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