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Posted by bill b va on May 04, 2008 at 13:16:12 from (209.240.206.209):


      A Blonde goes to Bed Bath & Beyond to buy curtains.   She tells the clerk, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.
      The clerk assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains.   She shows her several patterns but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing.
      Finally, she selects a lovely pink floral print.
      The clerk then asks what size curtains she needs.
      The blonde promptly replies, 'Seventeen inches.'
      'Seventeen inches?' asked the clerk. 'That sounds very small. What room are they for?'
      The blonde says, 'They aren't for a room. They are for my new computer monitor.'
      The surprised clerk replies, 'But Miss, computers do not need curtains!'
      The blonde says, 'Hellllooooooooo .. I've got Windoooooows!!!!!!
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