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Posted by golfing joke on May 06, 2008 at 13:38:16 from (205.188.116.206):

Watch what ya say...

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple
>bruises, two black eyes,
>and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
>
>Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?'
>
>'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife,
>when at a difficult hole, we
>both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.
>
>We went to look for them and while I was looking around I
>noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.'
>
>'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball
>with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle
>of the cow's fanny.
>
>Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey,
>this looks like yours!''
>
>'I don't remember much after that.'

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