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Re: A Sunday morning joke

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Posted by Ana - another joke for you on March 02, 2003 at 06:50:41 from (

In Reply to: A Sunday morning joke posted by Dave Smith on March 02, 2003 at 04:56:43:

There were these three women that died and went to heaven. When they got there they were met at the gate and told that the only rule they had to worry about was to "not step on the ducks". They wondered about that until they looked in and saw the place was covered with small yellow ducks wandering around all over the place. So they went in and within the first day the first lady accidently stepped on a duck. Immediately the caretaker took her aside and said "sorry, but you have to be punished." They brought in the ugliest, smelliest, fattest man you ever did see, and chained her to him. "You must spend eternity chained to this guy."
The other two ladies were very worried and tried very hard to not step on a duck, but within the next week, the second lady accidentally stepped on a duck. In again came the caretaker and chained her to an even uglier, smellier guy.
The last lady worked very hard and went many weeks, but eventually she stepped on a duck. In came the caretaker, but with him was this knockdown, goregous hunk of a guy, and they chained her to him. She was quite surprised and asked him how it could be that she got chained to him. He said, "well, I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."

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