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Taking up a collection..joke


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Posted by JC on August 29, 2009 at 16:22:37 from (24.115.32.177):

Subject: Taking up a collection ;-)

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into d owntown Chicago.
Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the
hold up?'

“Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi,
Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton”.

“They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to
douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to
car, taking up a collection.”

The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'
“About a gallon.”



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