Fashion ''Don'ts for ''Senior Citizens''

Posted by Suzy Q on October 18, 2003 at 14:39:29 from (209.148.127.169):

Found this on another forum, hope you enjoy this.
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Fashion Don'ts for Senior Citizens

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together:

A nose ring and bifocals

Spiked hair and bald spots

A pierced tongue and dentures

Miniskirts and support hose

Ankle bracelets and corn pads

Speedos and cellulite

A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

Midriff shirts and midriff bulge

Bikinis and liver spots

Short shorts and varicose veins

Inline skates and a walker

But, otherwise, YOU'RE LOOKIN' GOOD !

Follow Ups:

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