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Posted by Franz on October 04, 2001 at 21:01:13 from (

A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster to mate
with his chickens. The farmer puts the rooster straight in the pen so he
get down to business.

The young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says "OK, old fellow,
time to retire."

The old rooster says, "You can't handle all these chickens....look at what
it did to me!"

The young rooster replies, "Now, don't give me a hassle about this. Time
for the old to step aside and the young to take over, so take a hike."

The old rooster says, "Aw, c'mon.....just let me have the two old hens
over in the corner. I won't bother you,"

The young rooster says, "Scram! Beat it! You're washed up! I'm taking

So, the old rooster thinks for a minute and then says to the young
rooster, "I'll tell you what, young fellow, I'll have a race with you around
farmhouse. Whoever wins the race gets domain of the chicken coop. And if
I'm so feeble, why not give me a little head start?

The young rooster says, "Sure, why not, you know I'll still beat you."

They line up in back of the farmhouse, get a chicken to cluck "Go!" and
the old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster
takes off after him. They round the front of the farmhouse and the young
rooster is only about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
The farmer, sitting on the porch, looks up, sees what's going on, grabs
his shotgun and BOOM!, he blows the young rooster to KFC heaven.

He shakes his head gloomily and says "Son of a gun ...third gay rooster I
bought this week!"

Just remember, it ain't always just what you see

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