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A little funny

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Posted by Redneck on December 21, 2003 at 15:23:04 from (

A woman was unloading her items on the conveyor belt at herlocal supermarket where she had selected:

a quart of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.

A drunk behind her had watched as sheplaced the items in frontof the cashier, and said, "You mustbe single."

The woman, a bit startled butintrigued by the derelict'sintuition, looked at her six items onthe belt. Seeing nothingparticularly unusual about herselections she said,

"Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

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